Dengeki G’s DX Festival Vol.3 + Noumi Kudryavka pad – There goes my inner lolicon…

nekosasu | October 1, 2008 | 9:45 pm
I wonder if I should be happy or sad about this...
I wonder if I should be happy or sad about this…

I finally gave in. I’m a hypocrit. And one step closer to become a full-fledged nerd. :(((

What’s next, a dakimakura? A loli ero doll??? Cheap Hokkaido lolis????? (I’m kidding, really.)

Here the mandatory rear picture.

I never thought I’d ever get one of those oppai pads. Even now, I find it hard to believe that I got one. It happened so fast! Click, click, ordered, what the- ARE YOU CRAZY YOU LOLICON- oh wait it isn’t that bad hehehehe…

Open Pand- Noumi's box!
Open Pand- Noumi’s box!
I haven't had the time to assemble the puzzle yet.
I haven’t had the time to assemble the puzzle yet.

I thought I’d only get that oppad, but there was a card set as well as a puzzle in there too. Interesting stuff.

Touch me lots!
Don’t touch me!
Pettan pettan tsurupettan~
Pettan pettan tsurupettan~
neko's chichikurabe: invert rank order!
neko’s chichikurabe: invert rank order!

It is quite clear that such a pad is not made for regular use. As you can probably guess from the picture, the surface is made of fabric, and it feels very rough when you stroke it to the right. There’s a lot of resistance and friction with the mouse, which feels quite uncomfortable, and most likely would cause Kud to literally lose her face within weeks, I guess.

I have never tried one of those bigger boobie mousepads (and I never will… perhaps.), so I cannot compare it to them; however, the resting surface on this pad does feel pretty good under the wrist. They ARE small, in respect of Kudryavka’s 69 cm breast size (perfect :3), and perhaps less comfortable than the bigger pads… but, once again, the practical use of these pads is pretty much null. This pad too serves mostly for collecting purposes and e-peen. And feeling miserable.

Before...
Before…
...and after, for a couple of minutes at least.
…and after, for a couple of minutes at least.

I also took a glance at the cards. It seems that there are quite a few images from the Extasy game CG, which contains pantsu and H too. Note: Queen of Diamonds is a close-up on Kud’s breasts. *puts it in wallet as a lucky charm… NOT*

You can barely see Queen of Diamonds... Consider this an omake. :3
Do NOT complain about the sloppiness of the layout of this picture.

And finally, the magazine which came along (heh, isn’t it the other way round..). Introduction of the characters, some H-pictures (mmh Mio looks pretty lolitastic too :3), something that resembles a quick walkthrough, instructions for the mini-game, artwork, the mandatory chichikurabe (breast size comparison), and finally, some kind of novel. Not really interested since I haven’t played the game yet… But that will change soon.

Most beautiful picture in that magazine.
Most beautiful picture in that magazine.

I think I burst out in embarrassed laughter over a dozen times today. I wonder why. I think I’m turning crazy.

May my mum never find out about this mousepad. *knocks on wood*


3 Responses to “Dengeki G’s DX Festival Vol.3 + Noumi Kudryavka pad – There goes my inner lolicon…”

  1. NovaJinx says:

    Heh, enjoy the pad. I got one with Dengeki G’s DX Festival too…a somewhat more ample one :P

  2. mellow_bunny says:

    MUUHAHHAAHAHAHA Neko! WELCOME TO THE FOLD.

    /me hugs neko’s mousepad

  3. nekosasu says:

    @Nova: I suppose you’re having a lot of fun with it :P Then again, if I wasn’t into lolis, perhaps I might have gotten that one? Who knows…

    @mellow: Is that a good or a bad thing? xD And let go of my mousepad already!

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